This week’s festive blog post is Christmas cracker jokes. For me, Christmas crackers must be one of the most exciting parts of a Christmas dinner, everything about them is so much fun: the paper crown, the gift you get inside and of course, the awful jokes! So, for this week’s post I will be giving you some of the best and worst Christmas cracker jokes to get you in the festive mood!
▪️ Why are Christmas trees bad knitters?
They keep losing their needles
▪️ Got a Christmas card full of rice today, I think it was from my Uncle Ben.
▪️ Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said, "Can you smell carrots?"
▪️ What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It‘s Christmas, Eve"
▪️ What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
▪️ What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack
▪️ What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
▪️ What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
▪️ Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer
▪️ Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
▪️ What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you can't beat it!
▪️ What do you call a blind reindeer?
No-eye deer
That’s all for this week’s blog post! I hope you enjoyed! Special thanks to a good friend of mine for this blog post idea. Are there any jokes that made you giggle? Christmas is in 8 days which is incredible!! I think December has gone by so fast! I’ll see you on Christmas Eve!! Love you all!
Byyeee!!!
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