Since its Father's Day today I thought I would do something dedicated to all the dads out there, hopefully you will enjoy (and cringe) - it's embarrassing dad jokes. To make it a bit more interactive (because I do love involving you all) I have made an embarrassment scale rating (1/5) on how painful these puns are. Let's get cringey...
What's the richest country in the world?
Ireland, because its capital is always Dublin.
Embarrassment scale rating: 3/5
First man: How many people work in your office?
Second man: About half of them.
Embarrassment scale rating: 1/5
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
He was pulled under by a strong currant.
Embarrassment scale rating: 3/5
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Embarrassment scale rating: 4/5
What lies on the seabed and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Embarrassment scale rating: 2/5
I used to think that the sea was orange...
Now I know that it is just a Fanta-sea.
Embarrassment scale rating: 5/5
Two men walked into a bar.
You'd of thought one of them would have seen it.
Embarrassment scale rating: 1/5
Two goldfish were in a tank.
One says, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
Embarrassment scale rating: 2/5
How did the tap-dancer hurt himself?
He fell in the sink.
Embarrassment scale rating: 3/5
Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?
Diner: I just moved a chip and there it was.
Embarrassment scale rating: 4/5
Apart from cringey dad jokes our dad's are heroes and amazing people! Show this to your dad and see what he thinks! I will see you again next week for another blog post! Love you all!
Byyeee!!!!
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