Sunday, 19 June 2016

Embarrassing Dad Jokes

  Hello everybody!
  Since its Father's Day today I thought I would do something dedicated to all the dads out there, hopefully you will enjoy (and cringe) - it's embarrassing dad jokes. To make it a bit more interactive (because I do love involving you all) I have made an embarrassment scale rating (1/5) on how painful these puns are. Let's get cringey...

  What's the richest country in the world?
  Ireland, because its capital is always Dublin.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 3/5

  First man: How many people work in your office?
  Second man: About half of them.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 1/5

  Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
  He was pulled under by a strong currant.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 3/5

  Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
  Up his sleevies.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 4/5

  What lies on the seabed and shivers?
  A nervous wreck.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 2/5

  I used to think that the sea was orange...
  Now I know that it is just a Fanta-sea.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 5/5

  Two men walked into a bar.
  You'd of thought one of them would have seen it.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 1/5

  Two goldfish were in a tank.
  One says, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
  Embarrassment scale rating: 2/5

  How did the tap-dancer hurt himself?
  He fell in the sink.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 3/5

  Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?
  Diner: I just moved a chip and there it was.
  Embarrassment scale rating: 4/5
  

 Apart from cringey dad jokes our dad's are heroes and amazing people! Show this to your dad and see what he thinks! I will see you again next week for another blog post! Love you all!
  Byyeee!!!!



  
  






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